5 Types of Women to Stay Away from Or at Least at the Distance of an Extended Rolling Pin

It is not so easy to recognize a woman fraught with big troubles: the most impeccably moral and noble beauty is able to bring with her a dowry from a huge bag of problems. But there are five types of women who are guaranteed to spoil a lot of your blood.

Don't learn from your bitter mistakes, learn from others - sweet ones. Once you understand who you are dealing with, reel in your fishing rods. Well, or do not reel, but do not say later that we did not warn you.

Misfortune girl

The easiest way to get to know her is on social networks. She cries and sobs there. And it does it beautifully! Here is a branch of an apple tree in the background of a sunset. Here is a rose with dewdrops. But a piece of black bread is the only thing the girl has for breakfast because she has no money. Have gone somewhere. And the car broke down. And at night it was scary and lonely. And she drew poems about it. And she composed a picture.

And also - a terribly funny story - a pipe burst in the bathroom, the girl climbed to block the water and fell off the stool. Sprained leg. Here is a photo of a leg in a bandage. Beautiful leg ...

And you immediately pack oranges and analogies, look for doctors' phones, come to fix a pipe. Because we men are a little bit vultures, we have such a strange habit - to circle over an exhausted victim, that is, to come to the rescue of virgins in trouble and feel that we are needed, powerful and beautiful.

It sucks in: the more effort, time, and money we spend on the poor thing, the more we feel responsible for her. But she doesn’t, she doesn’t feel anything like that. If you don’t believe it, look at the archive of her records for the past years: how many were those who have already fallen into this abyss before you, without having time to wave a string bag with oranges goodbye! Because the unfortunate girl knows how to take very well.

She knows for sure that everything that is needed will be brought to her in a beak - this is the law of nature. But sharing, cooperating, or showing responsibility and independence is much worse for her. However, even the most heroic men end up getting a little tired of the role of nanny, nurse, and personal chauffeur with a big wallet. They simply hire Liverpool escorts instead to get rid of such a burden.

Unholy simplicity

Sleeping with her is as easy as sneezing. No, not because she needs it, but ... well, it just happened. You wanted, but it’s not difficult for her to make a person-pleasant, and in general, everything was funny and cute - what is there to talk about at all?

It will be much more difficult to get completely different things from her: so that she does not be late for meetings, does not forget about what you agreed upon, does not take your car, money, and your sister's fur coat without permission. She didn’t give out your things to random acquaintances, she didn’t bring God knows whom to your house without warning, she didn’t sleep with all your friends… and girlfriends.

Girls of this type are extremely pleasant for short-term meetings, but with more or less established relationships, they acquire exceptional destructive power. They are not evil, not insidious, not even deceitful - on the contrary, they are hellishly simple-minded. And this is the worst thing. In some way, they resemble cats - the most irresponsible creatures on the planet.

Nothing in the world can embarrass them or make them think about the consequences of their words and actions. Such young ladies live in one minute and have the ethical principles of woodlice. But usually, they are cheerful, affectionate, easy to communicate, and most often come out dry from water, even boiling. And it is not their fault that the trail of scandals, scenes, and devastation eternally lingers behind them as opposed to the sweet Derby escorts 

Misanthrope

She's sweet with you. Because you are a miracle, a charm, and practically a god. No, you are actually an angel. Especially against the background of those unwashed goats that came before you. Cattle, cattle, and more cattle! Extremely harsh comments about her exes are the first bell that should alert you right away.

Then the circle will expand. It turns out that there are a lot of bad people in general. Take her parents, for example. Well, after all, scoundrels. Or here are friends ... Yes, she has, as it were, friends, but you yourself see what bastards they are. However, your friends, to be honest, are no better. You are so generous, kind, you just do not see how these creatures push you around and use you. In the end, it turns out that you live surrounded by scum neighbors, work in the company of snakes and wolves, you are driven by murderous taxi drivers, soulless executioners are being treated, and moron couriers bring you pizza. That nobody can be trusted, you are two bright orphans surrounded by unwashed predators, and everyone is against you.

Sometimes she can warmly and tenderly praise new acquaintances or, for example, the Dalai Lama, but upon closer examination, it turns out that even the Dalai Lama does not put a finger in his mouth, in fact, he is a cunning and mischievous old man. Such a wary and hostile attitude towards the world is occasionally found in men, but more often women have it - this is one of the forms of reaction to the latent desire that naturally arises in girls to find a partner, to concentrate completely on him and to cuckoo together in a securely sheltered nest, driving away with a roar any alien.

Unfortunately, in modern society, this model, when it works, is extremely ineffective and harms both partners. If you get into this strange and unpleasant world for two, you can seriously lose your connections, quarrel with loved ones, lose ground under your feet and ultimately get hold of high-quality depression. However, more often the second partner can not stand it and runs back to the world of good friends and Northampton Escorts And the list of unwashed goats is replenished with another despicable name.

The volcano of passions

A beautiful hammer flying into your head this morning might not have happened if you suspected something was wrong after the first ten or fifteen tumultuous scenes. There is nothing you can do, but there are women for whom love is passion, and passion is when jealousy and struggle, when things are thrown out the window at night, when in a big way and run away into the night, thunderstorm and lightning, and you should catch up and grab by the hair, and then pleas on his knees, tears, roses, and forgiveness.

Here every minute is sweet because only in such a heat of feelings does real-life happen! It can't be helped, biochemistry. The adrenaline rush actually delights people of both sexes, but if after such an adrenaline rush, 95 percent lie with a towel on their head and dream of going to a monastery, then the remaining five are dancing, humming, and baking their beloved morning buns. Unfortunately, Italian passions in the family, even if both partners find a taste in them, are very dangerous: shaking the soul out of each other, there is always the risk of not calculating and ending up in a hospital or behind bars.

But even if the scenes are limited to a minimum of physical violence, it is still an exhausting event, which you also sit down on like a drug addict, and then you slightly yearn for him in normal, peaceful, insipid relationships.